You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card
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Another birthday? You've got to be kitten!
When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your birthday wishes by way of this delightfully dubious orange kitty friend!
- You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card
- Front: A skeptical kitty, peeking out from behind a tree, delivers a playful message of disbelief "You're how old? Bitch, please." in gold-foil font
- Inside: Blank for your purr-sonal message.
- Environmentally friendly! Paired with a yellow 'Green Seal' certified envelope and digitally-printed on Forest Stewardship Council certified paper
- A fabulous purr-thday card for your favorite glamourpuss!
- Made in Canada
The greeting card measures approximately 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Digitally printed with gold foil on FSC accredited paper. Includes matching Green Seal Certified envelope and cellophane sleeve. Our cheeky You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card is a fun greeting for cat lovers and fur-ends!
