Skip to content

Human Organ Tote Cooler

by Fred
16 reviews
Availability:
in stock, ready to be shipped
Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
Original price
$24.99
$24.99 - $24.99
Current price $24.99
Shipping FAQ's

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $5.95 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

________________________________

Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $5.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Payment Methods + Secure Checkout

No need to re-enter your information! Check out quickly and safely with Apple Pay, Paypal, Amazon Pay, Meta, G Pay or Shop payment or your prefered credit card.

I'd give you my heart!

Your lunch and or beverages are important to you and shouldn't be anyone else's business. Disguise your beer or food with our Human Organ Lunch Tote. It looks just like an E.M.T.'s Emergency Organ Transport Bag! Everyone will think that you're an organ carrier and will gladly move out of your way, just be sure to have a very focused face when you're walking!

Insulated liner keeps your cans cold, so that just bought you some extra time! Move aside, important stuff coming through!

Please note: This bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers!

Polyester fabric with food-safe PEVA liner. Measures 9 inches long x 6 inches wide x 6.5 inches deep.

Perpetual Kid Reviews from Google