Human Organ Tote Cooler
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
I'd give you my heart!
Your lunch and or beverages are important to you and shouldn't be anyone else's business. Disguise your beer or food with our Human Organ Lunch Tote. It looks just like an E.M.T.'s Emergency Organ Transport Bag! Everyone will think that you're an organ carrier and will gladly move out of your way, just be sure to have a very focused face when you're walking!
Insulated liner keeps your cans cold, so that just bought you some extra time! Move aside, important stuff coming through!
Please note: This bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers!
Polyester fabric with food-safe PEVA liner. Measures 9 inches long x 6 inches wide x 6.5 inches deep.
