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I Cannot Adult Today Market Tote

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Original price $9.99 - Original price $9.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Our I Cannot Adult Today Market Tote is perfect for the days when you just want to crawl into bed and duck your head under the covers while you attempt to dodge all of these grown-up responsibilities. #everyday

Who dreams of a time before responsibilities, before needing a job, paying bills, rent, before kids, before becoming an adult? I know we all do at some point, so while you're filling this reusable shopping bag with candy, snacks, beer and wine, reassure everyone around you that you haven't totally lost it. You're just taking a break from adulting today. And tommorrow.

This eco-friendly reusable bag is made from 95% post-consumer material, has BOTH hand AND shoulder straps! The bag is designed to look like the brick exterior of an apartment, and on either side of the bag, it features a totally relatable sentiment, along with perfectly complimentary imagery:

  • "I cannot adult today." (written on the pulled shades, with a closed sign hanging from the window)
  • "Tomorrow doesn't look good either." (a view inside of the apartment finds a girl reading the paper, lounging in her jammies under her blanket, on her favorite comfy chair with her kitty cat by her side.)

It doesn't get much better than that! Oh, except for the fact that there's an adorable interior pocket that features a kitty cat on the window ceil looking out below the pulled shade! If you or someone you know needs a day off because they're struggling with this whole adulting business, this is the perfect gift and shopping companion!

Nylon, Post-Consumer Material. Measures approximately 15.5 inches wide x 6 inches deep x 15.25 inches tall. Woven from 95% post-consumer material, and colored in cool blue hues, our double-sided market tote bag features both hand and shoulder nylon straps. Our I Cannot Adult Today Market Tote is us.

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