I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

Offensive + DelightfulSKU: CARD-6427

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It's just that they scare me...

You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You!

Since you know I will never babysit, change diapers, or help you burp your baby... please accept this card as my contribution.

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

So, snap up "only funny if they know your sense of humor" greeting card and send it out to the proud soon to be new parents!

Our I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You Greeting Card is proudly birthed in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!

Offensive + Delightful - I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card


Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews
We can all relate to this!

I second this emotion! Need about a dozen of these cards for the many who are now cycling through their second, and third birthdays a la covid.
But at least we're still here to complain about it, and this card conveys that sentiment perfectly. The card and envelope are sturdy and the printing fine. The person I'll be sending this to shortly will love it.

Love this card!

Love this card! The envelope for this card is extra cool metallic-y sort of copper-ish color. Love it! Sending to a friend dealing with multiple health challenges. Anytime they need to curse but don't want to do it out loud, they can let the gator do the talking because f*^#! Serious health challenges suck out loud.

Nicely printed, heavy card stock, waaay great envelope. Yup. It's a winner.

Melissa P.
Best card ever!

I’m very honest and I like to swear, a lot so these cards are perfect!

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