I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
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It's just that they scare me...
You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You!
Since you know I will never babysit, change diapers, or help you burp your baby... please accept this card as my contribution.
- Made in the USA!
- Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
- Printed with soy based inks
- Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
- Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
- Blank inside
So, snap up "only funny if they know your sense of humor" greeting card and send it out to the proud soon to be new parents!
Our I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You Greeting Card is proudly birthed in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!