I Hate Everyone. Except You. Greeting Card
BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE!
Mix or Match! Cannot be combined with additional discounts. Shop All Funny Greeting Cards
Free Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you.
You’re generally not a people person, but you do have your person. Our I Hate Everyone. Except You. Greeting Card is for that lucky someone that gets to experience the joy that is you.
- Front reads: "I hate everyone. Except you." Blank inside
- A special greeting for the one person you can tolerate
- Made in the USA
Printed and designed in the historic Over-the-Rhine neighborhood of Cincinnati, Ohio. Card measures 7 inches tall x 5 inches wide. Folded and packed in house, by Betty & Jack. Includes envelope and is housed in a clear protective sleeve. Our I Hate Everyone. Except You. Greeting Card is the ultimate compliment.