I Hate Everyone. Except You. Greeting Card
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Fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you.
You’re generally not a people person, but you do have your person. Our I Hate Everyone. Except You. Greeting Card is for that lucky someone that gets to experience the joy that is you.
- Front reads: "I hate everyone. Except you." Blank inside
- A special greeting for the one person you can tolerate
- Made in the USA
Printed and designed in the historic Over-the-Rhine neighborhood of Cincinnati, Ohio. Card measures 7 inches tall x 5 inches wide. Folded and packed in house, by Betty & Jack. Includes envelope and is housed in a clear protective sleeve. Our I Hate Everyone. Except You. Greeting Card is the ultimate compliment.
