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I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card

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Life a dumpster fire? Roast marshmallows!

Sometimes life gives us lemons and we make lemonade, but then there are times that the I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card is necessary. It's those moments that are so bad that we wouldn't want to wish on anyone, where life as we know it has turned over and given you a turd that was crapped on by another turd.

Sometimes when our lives are a dumpster fire, it's nice to know that our real friends and family are there to help and support us through the hard times. That's really when you find out who your true friends are. Put a smile on someone's face and give them a lift with this card. Just letting someone know that you're there for them can do so much.

Never cross an ocean for someone that won't jump over a puddle for you.

A2 Card measures 4 inches x 5.5 inches and is professionally printed on heavy bright white matte card stock. Blank Inside.

Our I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card is handmade in the USA!

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