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I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Current price $4.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

From one donkey to another

Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Card is sure to get you in their drawers. Hay! We meant chest of drawers, jackass! Because card is a keeper!

  • Inside of card: Blank for personal message
  • Featuring a pair of donkeys talking; one wearing pink pajama pants with red hearts
  • Printed on heavy-weight recycled paper, 100% recycled envelope, protected by a biodegradable cello sleeve.
  • Made in USA

Don't be a dumb-ass and forget Valentine's Day or your anniversary! This kick-ass card will be loved by your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, pard'ner, or little filly! Yee-haw!

This card is eco-friendly! Designed by self-taught graphic designer, Anna Cote, in Rhode Island. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees). Paired with 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our I Like You Better Without Pants is and eco-friendly + flirty card.

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