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I Nearly Fell Off My Unicorn Fantasy Land Tote Bag

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Attention all chronic day dreamers! Our I Nearly Fell Off My Unicorn Fantasy Land Tote Bag is just what you didn't know was missing from your life!

Gracing the front of this eco-friendly double sided tote are the words:

  • "When Someone Told Me I Live In A Fantasy Land, I Nearly Fell Off My Unicorn"

Adorned with with a giddy-up kinda do as she please cowgirl falling right off her fantastically pink maned unicorn! Now what really trips us out is the awesome fantasy land details on the back side of the bag - complete with:

  • An Anthropomorphic Castle
  • A Smiling Money Tree
  • Pigs Flying
  • A Dapper Sunshine Wearing A Top Hat
  • And a sign that reads Fantasy Land Population: 1

Now if that isn't fantastic, we don't know what is! Perfectly colored in pastel pink and lavender and sparkles and starbursts as far as the eye can see. We say it's time to saddle up for your next adventure!

An amazing gift for you or a friend who is just barely grounded in reality. This tote is perfect to use as a lunch bag, or whatever else you fantasize it's use to be! Carrying snacks for your unicorn? Cupcakes for the neighbors? To hold your Chuck E Cheese tokens, tickets, and loot? Or maybe your growing collection of finger monsters to take with you on outings. Let your imagination guide you!

Woven from 95% post-consumer material, this colorful double-sided daily tote bag reads "When Someone Told Me I Live In A Fantasy Land, I Nearly Fell Off My Unicorn" and features a character falling of her unicorn and castle imagery with "Fantasy Land Population: 1" sign detail. Measures approximately 8.6 inches wide x 4.6 inches deep x 10.3 inches tall. Our I Nearly Fell Off My Unicorn Fantasy Land Tote Bag is legendary.

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