I Never Fart Socks

Blue QSKU: SOCK-3359
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I never fart, but I do lie.

Pick up a pair of our I Never Fart Women's Crew Socks for that friend that somehow manages to hold it all in until she gets home. We all know that one person that always seems to have their shit together and they never do anything wrong. They're just... so... proper, at least in public.

  • Fun and colorful print
  • Snug and comfy
  • Socks fit to women's sizes 5-10
  • 58% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 2% spandex

These socks are adorned with dandelions and the phrase I Never Fart on a teal/aqua base. Colorfully fun to wear at work, home or wherever you go. A great gift for cute and pretty liars.

Customer Reviews

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Catherine H.
Makes me smile

I love my cat ! I have had a very tough year medically and these socks make me laugh

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Ria W.
Great socks!

These are actually my 2nd pair of ‘Im a delicate fucking flower’ socks. They feel great! I dance in my socks alot & therefore I’d put holes on the bottom parts of the socks!! Thts why I needed a second pair 😉

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Pam C.
So soft and comfortable!

Really comfortable and soft. I bought 3 pairs, one for me, and two additional for friends. So glad I did!

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