I Totally Text You When I'm On The Toilet Card
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It's still better than calling
Our quirky I Totally Text You When I'm On The Toilet Card is perfect for all multi-taskers, boundary stompers and those attached to their devices. We all do it... right? I'm heading to the bathroom, text me when the pizza shows up!
Front: I totally text you when I'm on the toilet
Inside: Blank for personal message
- Cheeky laughs included
- Printed on premium card stock
- Kraft envelope and sticker
- Includes cellophane sleeve
Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Professionally printed on 100 lb un-coated stock. Our I Totally Text You When I'm On The Toilet Card includes recycled brown kraft envelope, sticker and cellophane sleeve.