I Was F*cking Talking Socks
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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
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Alaska + Hawaii
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Pissed Off Pineapple Socks
Our deliciously juicy I Was F*cking Talking Socks speaks volumes without saying a word!
Now, you know you're going to where these on days you expect to run into someone who grates on your nerves. Maybe it's not appropriate to deliver this message to their face, but knowing that you're wearing these socks undercover will make the interactions easy breezy!
Proven great for professional situations and recreational activities. They're a wonderful gift for the quiet riot in your office. The one who keeps the witty comebacks on the downlow and keeps you rolling on the floor with their observations after a heinous meeting.
They're like that one thing you never knew you needed, except for the fact that you definitely knew you needed them.
Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” Their sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Made with 51% soft luxurious combed cotton, 47% nylon for strength and 2% spandex for long lasting fun. Our I Was F*cking Talking Socks have a fun tiki vibe.