If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Out The Best Nursing Home For You Greeting Card

Knotty CardsSKU: CARD-3469
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I love you best from a distance.

Whether you had a rocky relationship with your parents or not, this hilarious If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Out The Best Nursing Home For You Greeting Card is so funny! Don't worry folks, if I get all the money in the world I'll set you up, but far away from me.

Write your own personal message inside to really bring the hammer down and get the laughs. Maybe an explanation that it definitely wouldn't be any type of revenge for that perm you were forced to get when you were 12 or all the corduroy... so much corduroy.

Great greeting card for:

  • Birthdays
  • Anniversaries
  • Mother's Day
  • Father's Day
  • Really... any occasion

A2 Card measures 4 inches x 5.5 inches and is professionally printed on heavy bright white matte card stock. Blank Inside. Handmade in USA.

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