Your car will succumb to Illuminati (odor) control
Strike fear into the hearts of fellow drivers with our two-sided Illuminati Air Freshener! Decorated with the traditional eye-in-a-triangle logo, it has the added benefit of making your car smell like musky old power.
The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. Don't you want to hang with the same rumored group as your favorite pop stars! Maybe it'll help you get a spot playing in the Super Bowl's halftime show too!
Great gift for the conspiracy theorist in your life!
Musky hegemony scented. Measures approximately 3 inches tall. String for hanging included. Come to the Dark Side, apparently it's less smelly.
Archie McPhee - Illuminati Air Freshener
This was a stocking stuffer for my son, and I didn't have to open it to get the scent of it...Smelled great!! My son has it in his car now :)
It's makes a great novelty gift for those who have an interest in Illuminati design.
As we meet and discuss new world order and manipulation of economies, it is nice to keep the room smelling fresh. Society meetings can get malodorous with all the heavyweights around the table. Not anymore thanks to our ILLUMINATI AIR FRESHENER which keeps the air of malfeasance to a minimum.