Your car will succumb to Illuminati (odor) control
Strike fear into the hearts of fellow drivers with our two-sided Illuminati Air Freshener! Decorated with the traditional eye-in-a-triangle logo, it has the added benefit of making your car smell like musky old power.
The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. Don't you want to hang with the same rumored group as your favorite pop stars! Maybe it'll help you get a spot playing in the Super Bowl's halftime show too!
Great gift for the conspiracy theorist in your life!
Musky hegemony scented. Measures approximately 3 inches tall. String for hanging included. Come to the Dark Side, apparently it's less smelly.