Illuminati Air Freshener
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Your car will succumb to Illuminati (odor) control
Strike fear into the hearts of fellow drivers with our two-sided Illuminati Air Freshener! Decorated with the traditional eye-in-a-triangle logo, it has the added benefit of making your car smell like musky old power.
The Illuminati is the secret organization that is rumored to control the world. So it only makes sense that you'd let them control the odor in your car. Don't you want to hang with the same rumored group as your favorite pop stars! Maybe it'll help you get a spot playing in the Super Bowl's halftime show too!
Great gift for the conspiracy theorist in your life!
Musky hegemony scented. Measures approximately 3 inches tall. String for hanging included. Come to the Dark Side, apparently it's less smelly.
