I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card
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Get me my glasses and an ibuprofen...
I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the life lessons and knowledge you've gained. Unfortunately the trade off kinda sucks. We should totally get together to celebrate your birthday, let's check our calendars for a day when neither of us have a doctor's appointment.
- Made in the USA!
- Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
- Printed with soy based inks
- Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
- Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
Our I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles!