Instant Audience Sound Machine
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Always have the audience your jokes deserve!
Enjoy having an audience in the palm of your hand with our pocket sized Instant Audience Sound Machine!
This handy little pocket sized device provides sound affect for instant reactions to jokes or unintentionally humorous situations. Features on demand sounds like Applause, Crickets, Rimshot (ba dum tssshhh), and Boo.
Need help thinking of when this will come in handy? Imagine the face of your spouse when he or she tells a corny joke and you play cricket sounds. Next time you think of something hilarious but no one is around to enjoy it, go ahead and sound off a rim shot. Boyfriend puts the toilet seat down? He deserves a round of applause. Girlfriend ate the last slice of pizza? Time for some boos.
The perfect thing for an instant ego boost or giving effortless feedback to others (especially in meetings). We think you'll enjoy this as much as we do!
Measures approximately 3.5 inches long x 1.5 inches wide x .5 inch tall. Batteries included. Divorce lawyers at your expense.
