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Just Say No To Sports Greeting Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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Anti-Sports Awareness

Our hilarious Just Say No To Sports Greeting Card features nostalgic graphics with an unexpected, yet totally relatable twist. I mean, who like sports? NOT US.

Launch a War on Sports with our Just Say No To Sports Greeting Card! A fun way to discourage friends from engaging in recreational sporting activities. Be the resistance. Friends don't let friends "do" sports, or succumb to peer pressure of sitting around the TV shouting at men in tight pants playing with their balls. Share your displeasure of organized sports and gratuitous physical exertion with this thoughtful greeting card!

  • Fun 70's classroom poster vibe
  • Front reads: Just Say No To Sports - Anti-Sports Awareness
  • Blank inside for your own sport hating / alternative plan making message
  • Printed on paper responsibly sourced from a well-managed forest that is carefully sustained and will not have any lasting impacts on the environment.
  • Includes 100% recycled brown kraft envelope
  • Made in the UK

Square card measures 5.8 x 5.8 inches. Printed on FSC Board - this means that the paper is produced from sustainable forests and/or recycled materials. 100% recycled brown kraft envelope supplied. This product comes with plastic-free packaging. Our Just Say No To Sports Greeting Card was designed by the wickedly twisted hand of Steven Rhodes.

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