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Kale Candy

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Original price $5.99
Original price $5.99 - Original price $5.99
Original price $5.99
Current price $3.99
$3.99 - $3.99
Current price $3.99

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Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $75. $4.99 on orders under $75. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $75 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $75 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Mmmm, Mmmmm... no!

Just to be extremely clear, this candy does not taste good. It tastes like kale. Kale is gross. If gross is to kale; kale candy is to super gross.

If you are weird and like kale, it probably doesn't taste like the fresh kale you get at WholeFoods.

  • Kale candy probably shouldn’t exist
  • Again, this candy tastes like some form of kale
  • Easy gross piece of sugar candy is individually wrapped

You're reusable tin measures 3 inches x 2 inches x 2 inches and can be used to barf into after you eat kale of any form. Please do not contact customer service to argue with us... we will never agree kale is good.

Give this to a jerk as a prank gift.

Perpetual Kid Reviews from Google