Kale Candy
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Mmmm, Mmmmm... no!
Just to be extremely clear, this candy does not taste good. It tastes like kale. Kale is gross. If gross is to kale; kale candy is to super gross.
If you are weird and like kale, it probably doesn't taste like the fresh kale you get at WholeFoods.
- Kale candy probably shouldn’t exist
- Again, this candy tastes like some form of kale
- Easy gross piece of sugar candy is individually wrapped
You're reusable tin measures 3 inches x 2 inches x 2 inches and can be used to barf into after you eat kale of any form. Please do not contact customer service to argue with us... we will never agree kale is good.
Give this to a jerk as a prank gift.
