Kids Against Maturity Illustrated Edition
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A fun party game, where the worst is the best!
So, you want to play with your kids, but you're understandably bored of playing lamebrain kids' games? Our seriously funny Kids Against Maturity Game contains age-appropriate toilet humor and funny innuendos for the adults! (Like the ones that fly right over their heads in tolerable kids' movies.) Family night will never be the same again!
Kids Against Maturity combines the tried and tested fill-in-the-blank game-play, with hilariously illustrated cards. The game is simple. Even your mom could understand it.
- Every player draws 10 answer cards.
- The person with the hairiest knuckles begins as a question reader.
- After the blue card on the top of the deck is read out loud, the rest of the players lay their funniest white card face down.
- The funniest white card chosen by the reader wins the hand.
- Yadda, yadda, yadda... the first player to win 5 rounds, wins the game.
- The winner receives an Atomic Wedgie from the player with the least funniest hands at the end of the game.
Kids Against Maturity Family Game
- 600 games cards illustrated with super funny stick figure drawings!
- Playtime 30-90 minutes (not a huge commitment like relationship-destroying Monopoly)
- Multiplayer fun for people of all ages! (probably 10+ is best)
- Lots of butt, fart, poop humor - it's a fun and easy game to play as a family.
- OBLIGATORY WARNING: Humorless hover-parents and those who don't appreciate flatulence jokes, may not approve. So, Dear Reader... PLEASE REMOVE ANY CARD THAT YOU DON'T APPROVE OF.
- A fun way to bring the family together, and off their electronics!
It's an easily portable, take-away-sized game. Become an instant champion while camping, sleepovers, game nights, family gatherings, summer camp, plane trips, and more!
The game's card box measures approximately 2 inches wide x 6 inches long x 4 inches deep. It is recommended for ages 10+. Best results when played with 4 players or more. A fun gift for whacky families it's a terrific stocking stuffer! Warning: Not for overprotective hover parents. Kids Against Maturity was designed for kids like yours, by parents like you.