Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card
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Find someone who looks at you like a raccoon looks at a bag of trash
No need to go dumpster diving! Our Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card is priced just right. Send an invite to your best drinking buddy to get wild in the streets, or an invitation to reunite a steamy hot dumpster fire of a love affair, between the sheets.
Ahh. A love story for the ages! The undeniable passionate attraction between raccoons and trash. Second only to your love of drinking and getting trashed on the weekends.
Front of card:
- Features a blushing bag of trash and a love struck trash panda
- Greeting says: Let's get a little trashy
Inside of card:
- Left side features the infamous pair in muted colors
- Blank, so you have plenty of room to rummage through old times and even do a little bit of trash talking
Super eco friendly!
- 100% post-consumer recycled paper card/envelope. VOC-free vegetable-based vibra-color printing. 100% print/production via solar energy. Unbleached Kraft envelope produced from 80% reclaimed wheat straw.
So very green! This trashy yet environmentally friendly card measures 6 inches tall x 4 inches wide. Cheers to our Let's Get A Little Trashy Greeting Card! Made in the USA!