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You Can't Find Sh*t Greeting Card

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It's right. Friggin'. There.

Our totally relatable Good Thing I Found You- Since You Can't Find Shit Valentine's Day Card pokes fun at the inability of your partner to be able to find anything, including if it's staring them right in the friggin' face. Because any relationship worth a damn, should have at least one good finder, and lots of good-natured teasing.

  • Sweary front reads: Good thing I found you SINCE YOU CAN'T FIND SHIT
  • Dainty drawing of a pair of keys, as a key example (sorry not sorry)
  • Eco-friendly! Cardstock and envelope made from recycled material, then packaged in a clear compostable protective sleeve
  • Blank inside for your own personal message
  • Finders keepers!

Professionally printed on 130# recycled card stock. This A2 folded card measures approximately 5.5 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide and includes matching 100% recycled kraft envelope, measuring approximately 4.375 inches tall x 5.75 inches wide. We're glad you found ourGood Thing I Found You- You Can't Find Shit Valentine's Day Card.