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Mama Bear Mother's Day Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Beware: Child Guarded by Attack Mom.

Our viciously funny Mama Bear Mother's Day Card highlights the dark underbelly of even the most June Clever'esque of moms! Mama bear sounds so adorable, but really it's just a sweet way to describe the fact that your mom would rip open and tear out the insides of anyone that would even think of hurting their child. Awwh.

  • Front of Card: "Thanks for being a protective Mama Bear."
  • Design features a mama bear looking over her cub in a field of flowers with a speech bubble coming from the mom declaring "Come any closer, I'll kill you."
  • Inside of Card: Blank for your personal message
  • Made in the USA

Designed and created by a one-lady show operated out of her studio in Fort Collins, Colorado. Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Our Mama Bear Mother's Day Card is printed on high quality, recycled card stock and accompanied by 100% recycled kraft brown envelope. Fake splattered blood not included.

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