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Maybe Give Up Fortune Cookie Congratulations Card

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Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hold onto your sense of humor, because we've got something refreshingly different for you!

Behold the almost unbelievable Maybe Give Up Fortune Cookie Greeting Card! Yes, you read that right. This card flips motivational clichés on their head and embraces the noble art of sarcasm.

  • Printed on cotton paper
  • Handmade in the USA
  • Eco-friendly materials
  • Blank inside for personal note

But let's not forget, beneath the layers of laughter, there's an underlying message: YOU CAN DO IT! So, if you're seeking a dose of reality wrapped in humor, grab this card and make someone's day by sharing a chuckle.

Our Maybe Give Up Fortune Cookie Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Printed on heavy weight 100% cotton paper made from lint reclaimed in other industrial processes and includes a 30% post-consumer recycled envelope and is packaged in a plant-based, biodegradable sleeve,