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Melons Dirty Pun Greeting Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Your melons are on my rind

Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantastically illustrated melons. Perfect to send to someone who appreciates a good pair of melons and pun-lovers alike.

  • Front: Features colorfully illustrated Christmas, Casaba, Winter, Galia, Water, Horned, Carnary, Cantaloupe and Honeydew Melons.
  • Inside: Blank for a personal message.

An educational and cheeky design is popular with everyone that has a good sense of humor. Each melon is beautifully painted by hand (with the help of crayons!) by Sarah Edmonds. The vibrant colors with the details of the melons give them all unique characteristics. Make people giggle and embrace their mischievous side.

  • Giggles and laughs included
  • Vibrant colors
  • Printed on A6 uncoated card stock
  • Includes kraft envelope

Send a smile to those that appreciate a bit of whimsy and laughter, as well as creative and educational melon chart knowledge.

Card measures approx 4.25 inches x 5.75 inches. Melons Greetings Card is digitally printed on 325gsm uncoated card and includes kraft envelope.

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