Wishing You A Merry F*cking Whatever Limited Edition Candle
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We wish you a very happy nonspecific celebration and a Happy New Year!
Putting the 'f' in fa-la-la-la, our Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint Can Candle perfectly encompasses YOUR holiday spirit.
'Tis the season to present obligatory gifts to friends and loved ones, and that asshole your sister is dating (if he makes it to X-mas that is - if not you can celebrate Ex-mas by burning old pics over this new flame!)
- Merry Fucking Whatever Holiday Paint Can Candle
- 12-ounces of premium soy wax poured into a paint can with a retro-styled label to create a hilariously irreverent gift (suitable for any holiday celebration!)
- Vintage green, red, and white style 50's label reads: Wishing you a Merry Fucking Whatever. May you have a very happy nonspecific celebration.
- Holiday Tree Scented (aka Cypress and Fir)
- Burn time: 50 hours
- Made in the USA!
Cypress and Fir Scented. Steel paint bucket holds 12 oz of premium US soy wax. Perfect stocking stuffer size, this cheeky candle measures approximately 3.25 inches in diameter × 3.875 inches tall. We swear, our Merry Fucking Whatever Paint Can Candle is a perfectly safe White Elephant gift. It will leave them in cross-stitches!
