Motherf*cker Better Card Me Gum

Blue QSKU: GUMC-3294

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Of course, yes, I do have my license!

So I've see your little sign that says you card under 45. You can't even imagine what I will do to you if you don't card me!

Forever ago... We took a friend's mom out to lunch at a beach bar for her 50th birthday. The adorable (and smart) bartender asked for her I.D., which she didn't have on her. She was so flustered in a cute unknowing way that she was truely offering to go home and grab it. Not that's what we ladies want! Flatter us!

  • Anyone that doesn't like showing ID for a drink is not human

  • Flattery will get you a bigger tip!

8 pieces. Refreshing cinnamon flavor. Each dainty pack of gum measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall.

Our Motherf*cker Better Card Me Gum should be a staple in every gal's purse!


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