My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks
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According to our latest Lab reports, our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks have tested positive for LOLs.
Looking for a fetching gift for your dog loving pal? No reason so chase your tail over finding the right one! We've caught you just in a lick of time! These dog praising socks are an incredibly cool gift for your favorite dog person. After all of the hugs, pets, and licks their beloved puppers has given you, it's the leashed you can do! In fact, why not get a pair for each dog lover in your pack of dog loving fur-ends! You wouldn't want to breed contempt.
Or of course, get a pair for yourself! Leaving your dog at home totally bites. So why not wear a fur-endly reminder of how cool your dog is! They're the perfect pair to sport while you're off working like a dog, or your dogs are barking after a long day of shopping.
PLEASE NOTE: There’s no “right and left.” All Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - which means they're awesome from every angle. Our sassy phrases fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
These socks feature an adorable duo of a girl and her dog sitting on top of a piano. Maybe she's teaching him a new trick, maybe he's teaching her how to stay in tune!
Fits women's shoe size 5-10. One pair of heather grey socks with raspberry and tangerine accents. Made with 58% soft luxurious combed cotton, 40% nylon for strength and 2% spandex for long lasting fun. Every dog has its day! (Just not Saturdays, because we all know that is Caturday.) Go on, be a rebel and wear our My Dog Is Cool As F*ck Socks on a Caturday! We double dog dare you!