I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks
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And TBH that's the only running we'll be doing today.
Our cheeky I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks silently declares... We don't get off the couch for less than $10,000 a day. Maybe not even then. And by we I mean me and my sweatpants.
- I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks
- Honest to a fault, and as sedentary as can be, they're the perfect lazy day socks.
- A fun gift for your pal who changes into their sweatpants the moment they walk in the door.Not just any door, their door. That is if they ever left the house to begin with.
- Design features a comfy human who would need to slinky off the couch.
- Slip them on and quickly become an immovable force to reckon with!
Avocado green, orange, and off-white socks. Fits women's shoe size 5-10. 52%nylon; 47% combed cotton; 1% spandex. Because sometimes it's okay to settle... on your couch and not leave the house all day.