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Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card

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Current price $4.99


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Nobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase)

Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card!

Planning for a baby's arrival is serious business. Then once they start getting mobile, there's the whole baby-proofing extravaganza. No sharp edges. No candles. Covered outlets. Bolted down bookshelves. No fragile items can be within their ever-growing reach. Most are surprised with just how few of their favorite tchotchkes are left when the baby comes around. If you don't secure collectibles now, you'll never see them (in one piece) again!

  • Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card
  • Front: "WELCOME to PARENTHOOD Where babyproofing basically just means getting rid of everything you love."
  • Colorfully illustrated with a sunny halo of awesomeness around the new parents, followed by the cold hard facts in whisper font.
  • Inside: Blank. Be as chatty as you'd like about the joys of parenthood!
  • Handmade in the USA! Created by a women-owned small business based in Snoqualmie, Washington.

This funny new baby card design was created by Rain, of Cheeky Kumquat which was established in 2013 when she decided to spread her creative wings and left the boring ole stuffy banking world behind.

Professionally printed on high-quality 130lb card stock, this A2 folded card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches. Includes 100% recycled brown speckle tone envelope. Packaged in a clear sleeve. Our Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing greeting is a unique baby shower card for the new parental units in training.