Hope Your Baby Doesn't Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer Card
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Hilarious until it's awkward
Our hilarious Hope Your Baby Doesn't Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer Card is the perfect card for your friend or favorite couple that are expecting. Not to put any pressure on you, but please don't let your kid grow up to become a psychopath or serial killer. Cool?
Front of the card features an illustration of cute newborn and says "I hope your precious bundle of joy doesn't grow up to be a serial killer. Congratulations."
Inside is blank for personal message.
- INSIDE: Blank for personal message
- Sturdy recycled card stock.
- Recycled kraft brown envelope
Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. The Hope Your Baby Doesn't Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer Card is printed on high quality, recycled card stock and accompanied by 100% recycled kraft brown envelope.