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Probably not HR approved...
Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.
Phrases include:
- That's Not My Job
- Per My Last Email
- I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
- This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
- Oh, For Fucks Sake
Offensive Pens make the perfect gift for your friends at work... just not HR! Black ink.