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Offensive Pens

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Probably not HR approved...

Finally, the pen set no one asked for. 5 pens with that clicking thing that will annoy the shit out of your co-workers if you won't stop pressing it.

Phrases include:

  • That's Not My Job
  • Per My Last Email
  • I'm Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow
  • This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
  • Oh, For Fucks Sake

Offensive Pens make the perfect gift for your friends at work... just not HR! Black ink.

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