Oh, For F*ck's Sake Paint Can Candle
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Smells better than a silent scream
Light our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle when ugh just won't do. Let the tranquil scent of vanilla and teakwood fill your soul while you start to relax. Great for when you've watched too much network news, live sports and even family get-togethers.
This calming candle comes in a steel paint bucket and holds 12 oz of US premium soy wax. The average burn time is 60 hours. All candles are handmade, so no two are identical.
- Vanilla & Teakwood scented
- Steel paint can
- Premium soy wax
- Better than a facepalm
- Made in USA
Steel paint bucket holds 12 oz of US premium soy wax. Teakwood and vanilla scented. Our Oh, For Fuck's Sake Paint Can Candle is handmade in the USA.