Oh Sh*t! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card
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My love of food stopped me from going pro!
Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woman who has misplaced her hopes and dreams. This is the perfect card for anyone who derailed a bit from their aspirations to have a kid, job or anything else.
This card could be the inspiration to get back on that path and finish what was started or get it started in the first place.
- Go back and finish school
- Learn gourmet cooking
- Record that album
- Join the league of scrap-booking
Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. Blank inside. Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Premium 100 lb paper. Printed with soy based inks.
Our Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card is made in USA!