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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and F*ck Off Oven Mitt

by Blue Q
Availability:
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Original price $16.99 - Original price $16.99
Original price
$16.99
$16.99 - $16.99
Current price $16.99
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Can you pass me some f*ck off?

So we all know a few of those recipe robbers... You know, the ones that will take and make your recipe then bask in all the glory! Wars were started for less than this! Sure, I just use a little Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and F*ck Off Oven Mitt!

  • Not sharing the secret to my sauce!

  • I will take it o my grave

Screen-printed in rich colors. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Mitten measures approximately 12.5 inches long x 7.5 inches wide. Our Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and F*ck Off Oven Mitt is quite spicy!

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