Pencils for Dog People
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I like big mutts
Our pawsome Pencils for Dog People are the ultiMutt gift for anyone that ruffs puppies! Trust me, I'm a dog-tor. Your dogs are your best fur-ends and they'll take the blame for you when you fart, when you don't want to go... or even when you want to leave! But your dog knows it's the leash it can do.
Look, I don’t know if you know this about my dog, but he’s verrry gassy. So if you get a whiff of anything remotely off, it was the dog, ok? He’s also responsible for the missing cheesecake in the fridge. I don’t know how he does it! That scoundrel.
Each box has a color-variety of 8 standard #2 pencils that are imprinted with:
- Can I bring my dog?
- Bow wow wow Yippy yo Yippy yay
- Dogs, then people
- I was talking to the dog, not you
- Use up all my sick days at the vet
- My dog is lonely I need to go home
- It was the dog, I swear
- 8-pack of standard No. 2 Pencils
- Dog people are awesome
- Witty and fun pencils to use and hand out
- Made in USA
Our Pencils for Dog People are 8 brightly colored pre-sharpened #2 pencils packed into a sturdy box and made in the USA.