Pencils For First World Problems
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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
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Alaska + Hawaii
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Our hilarious Pencils for First World Problems are for all those Debbie Downers out there. Even though they are given the conveniences of the world, they'll still find a way to complain about it. The shower loses hot water after an hour or can't forward through commercials because the TV is in real-time. We all know a person like this... or maybe it's... oh no.
I hear you're having a bad day. The WiFi sucks and Netflix isn't loading fast enough. Plus, it’s 95 outside but you're shivering under a blanket because the AC is SO freezing and now your gluten-free muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds and we both know you said NO NUTS!!!
- 8-pack of standard No. 2 Pencils
- OMG, I have to pay shipping?
- Witty and fun pencils to use and hand out
- The line is soooo long
8 standard #2 pencils with erasers. Ugh, I don't want to drive 5 minutes to the store to get paper though.