Pencils for Teachers
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The writing has been on the wall.
Offer a clean break from traditional teacher gifts our hilarious Pencils for Teachers beckon you to leave that shiny red apple at home. Make your teacher feel seen with the uncanny insights into their under-appreciated and over-worked minds, inscribed on these colorful pencils!
- Pencils for Teachers
- 8-pack of Standard No. 2 Pencils in a rainbow of cheerful colors
- IDK, can you go to the bathroom?
- I just realized I don't even like kids
- Oh yeah? Pop quiz, suckas
- I have PTSD from grading papers
- Don't you dare say "Wikipedia""
- Thankless tasks pencil
- Countdown to summer break
- Dinner... or classroom supplies?
A fun and unique gift for teachers, on the first day of school, last day of school, Teacher Appreciation Day, or any holidays in between!
Includes eight, scantron-approved #2 pencils with erasers. The gift-worthy packaging measures approximately 7.5 inches long x 2.6 inches wide x 0.4 inches deep. Pencils for Teachers is an A+, long overdue mental vacation of a gift!