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Phrenology Dog Bust- Read Your Dog's Mind!

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Original price $9.99 - Original price $9.99
Original price
$9.99 - $9.99
Current price $9.99


Enter coupon code USA on your order of $40+ (before shipping)

📦 Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

❤️ 60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Ruh Roh! Are you sure you want to know what Fido is thinking?

Our Phrenology Dog Kit is just the kit you need if you've ever wondered why your furry, slobbery, best friend acts a certain way or does oddball things. BALL! Did somebody say ball?!

Obsessed with your doggo, and frequently narrate what's going on in their head with a voice you've created which mimics what you imagine they would sound like if they spoke in a human voice? Duh. Of course you do! Now you can add some more accuracy to your routine!

  • Phrenology Dog Desktop Mini-Bust and Book Kit
  • A fun 3-inch tall ceramic bust labeled with distinct areas in your dog's skull, dedicated to their unique canine behavior.
  • Get Treats, Rollover, Beg, Gobble, Food, Lick, Tug of War, Belly Rubs, Fetch Balls, Jump Up, Fetch Sticks
  • The Little Book of Dog Phrenology - 32-page mini-book
  • A totally fetch companion to our Phrenology Cat miniature kit.
  • An un-fur-gettable gift for dog people - sure to tickle their funny bone!

Kit includes one 3-inch tall, painted ceramic desktop statue of a phrenology dog, and a 32-page book written by Brenna Dinon. The gift box measures approximately 3 inches tall x 2 inches deep x 3.8 inches wide. Our Phrenology Dog- Read Your Dog's Mind! Is begging to go home with you!