5 Minute Poo Bathroom Timer
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Shit's about to get real.Equipped with a 5-minute limit, our Poo Timer will put an end to shared-bathroom loitering! No more standing guard, suffering the fumes, while you wait for them to finish (the internet). Instead, set this timer going, and when his time's up... it's time to start wiping!
Perfect for homes that usually have a queue for the bathroom, this hilarious toilet-themed poo timer will shorten loo times as you race against the clock, aiming to beat the five-minute limit!
- 5-Minute Poop Bathroom Timer
- 'Cause no one has time for this shit
- Bright blue and star-shaped, this eye-catching 5-minute sand timer comes with handy suction pads which stick to most surfaces.
- A fun gift idea for parents in the throws of potty training, disappearing husband and boyfriend types, family, friends, and co-workers who spend a lifetime on the can.
- Overthrow the throne and reclaim the bathroom!