Present From The Ass-Holery Cat Birthday Card
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Are you kitten me?
Our mischievous Present From Cat Birthday Card reminds us that we all love the cat, but the cat can be an asshole sometimes and there's no two ways about it. But the cat has it's heart in the right place and will promise to dispense with ass-holery for a whole day, just for your birthday. I mean...sorry...no ass-holery for 5 minutes. The cat promises... wait I think that the cat might be kidding but wants to says Happy Birthday anyway!
- Front: A Birthday Gift from the Cat: In your honor, feline ass-holery will cease for one day!* or 5 minutes, which ever comes first.
- Inside: blank for a personal message from you or the cat.
Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches and comes in a plastic sleeve with matching envelope. Professionally printed on satin premium card stock. Present From Cat Birthday Card is designed and printed in the USA!