President Of Local Gas Company Men's Socks
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
It's hard to believe it all started in the mailroom.
Some guys just have that special "something" that makes them a good fit for our President of the Local Gas Company Men's Crew Socks. Maybe it's the meal planning? Maybe it's the finger pulling? Some of us will never know the reason or the glory of running a local gas company from wherever we sit or stand.
These socks make a great gift for tooting dads, flatulent husbands, wind-breaking brothers, farting boyfriends, cheese-cuttings uncles, gassy friends and other hardworking fellas who keep up with producing more gas everyday. Some guys were just destined to become a leader at an early age, some right out of the womb.
Fun and colorful print
Left is right and right is left
Socks fit to men's sizes 7-12
57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: There’s no “right and left.” All Blue Q socks feature panoramic art - which means they're awesome from every angle. The unexpectedly sassy phrases and graphics tend to fall on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
One colorful pair of President of the Local Gas Company Men's Crew Socks are made of 57% combed cotton, 40% nylon and 3% spandex and fit men's shoe sizes 7-12.