Quarantine Questions: Toilet Paper, Sweatpants + Husband Greeting Card
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What time does day drinking start?
During this time of self-isolation, our Coronavirus Questions Card asks the questions that we've all been thinking. It's a fun card to send to a friend who shares your humor and could use a laugh and smile.
The front of the card asks-
Do I have enough toilet paper for the next 3 years?
How many days can I wear these sweatpants?
Was my husband always this annoying?
The card is blank inside for your own questions and sassy comments! What time does the daily wine delivery come now?
- Blank inside for personal message
- Printed with premium inks
- White textured heavy stock
Blank inside. Size A2 folded card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. The Coronavirus Questions Card uses premium inks in Pantone colors and is printed on bright white textured card stock which uses no less than 30% post consumer recycled fiber.