Remote Control Fart Machine
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Revenge is best served cold, and from a safe distance!
Let the good times rip, as you separate yourself from the scene of the crime-of-the-behind with our Remote Control Fart Machine! They won't know who to blame! In fact the only thing that will give you away is your own impish grin while you attempt to control your laughter, while controlling this slealthy butt trumpet.
- Battery-operated, odorless sound machine operated by remote control
- Nine of the finest quality farts capture for your listening pleasure!
- Long and loud or low and slow, we've got you covered!
Hide it under the bathroom sink, to embarrass unsuspecting house guests, dates, and grandmas! Stash it under the desk at work to prank your co-worker and rival. Sneak it under the dinner table to irritate your mom or embarrass your date. Slip it between the cushions in the backseat of your card so you can blame it on the dog, or the kids! The possibilities are endless!
Includes 1 sound machine and 1 remote. Speaker requires 3 x AAA batteries, not included. The remote control is supplied with 3 x LR44. A fun prank on April Fool's Day, our Remote Control Fart Machine is a hilarious gag gift, for any occassion, any time of the year!
