Rubber Chicken Air Freshener
Free + Fast Shipping + Transit Times
Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
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Free Shipping
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
Time To Ship
Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
APO + FPO Addresses
We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.
Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
International Shipping
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Highest rated air freshener by killer clowns!
Your car has been smelling funny lately, but our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will make it smell downright hilarious!
Lucky for you (and for your unsuspecting passengers) this particular rubber chicken smells like bubblegum and not real chicken. But then again why would a rubber chicken smell like real chicken? And if we made it to smell like rubber that wouldn't be very funny, now would it.
Afterall, the secret to comedy is the element of surprise, and what better way to get a chuckle form your carpool gang than with a funky chicken air freshener that fills the car with a nostalgic scent. No harm, no fowl!
What we simply have here is a six inch tall rubber chicken that smells like bubblegum and signals to the world that you are a person of taste, distinction and good humor.
No joke..
For correct usage, hang this product so that it can swing freely. Do not put this product in contact with plastic, wood, cloth or any other easily stained material. Do not rest this product on dashboard or air vents.
This fresh take on the classic comedian vaudville prop is the perfect gift for your dad humor loving pals!
Bubblegum scented. Measures approximately 6 inches long. Made of heavy card stock, and string for hanging included. Please feed the string through the provided hole, and be careful not to choke the chicken. Our inner 12 year old thinks we're hilarious and we're sure our Rubber Chicken Air Freshener by Archie McPhee will become an instant classic.
