Smirking F*ck You Sasquatch Garden Gnome Buddy
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Gnome buddy wants someone all up in their business
Yeti keeps being followed and hunted down by the paparazzi! Our Smirking F*ck You Sasquatch Garden Statue is flipping the bird because if you're looking for a photo opp he's happy to oblige.
- Sasquatch Middle Finger Garden Gnome Buddy
- Flash a big f*ck you to trespassers, nosey neighbors, or HOA militants.
- Made of durable poly cast resin, suitable for indoor and outdoor use year-round
- A hilarious addition to your kitschy lawn ornaments and gnome collection!
- Gnome-body bothers me! Gnome-body bothers me either!
Measures approximately 11 inches tall. Constructed of poly cast resin for outdoor or indoor use all year round. Our F*ck You Middle Finger Sasquatch Garden Gnome will feel right at home on your patio, lawn, yard, or in your garden or office!
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