Scratch & Sniff Cold Pressed Birthday Card

La Familia GreenSKU: CARD-1278

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Serve up a healthy dose of well wishes!

For those who have given up gin and juice for gym and juice, our Scratch & Sniff Cold Pressed Birthday Card is just what the doctor ordered! You’d be cold pressed to find a more well-suited card for the health nut in your life!

  • Smells like fresh cut grass!
  • Front reads: Happy cold pressed, organic, cleansing, rejuvenating, all natural, non-gmo Birthday! Blank inside
  • Features a hand drawn illustration of a green bottle of some healthy shit healthy people drink.
  • Made in the USA!

Can’t say we’re guilty of succumbing to the green juice craze, but more power to ya! Your bowels must be those of a 20 year old!. The closest thing we’ll get to juicing is a Bloody Mary. Speaking of which, you should check out this card if you’re into day drinking tomatoes and vodka!

Hand drawn greeting cards from Chicago, IL.This folded card measures 5.5 inches X 4.25 inches and comes with a brown kraft envelope. Printed on white, premium-coated card stock using high quality pigment inks. Our Scratch & Sniff Cold Pressed Birthday Card is the perfect birthday card for fans of juiced wheat-grass.

Within the contiguous United States. $5.95 for orders under $49. Orders ship the same day if received by 11AM EST Mon-Fri. Click for more details!

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