Second Place Dad Award Ribbon
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I'm thirsty... Hi thirsty, I'm Dad!
Our Second Place Dad Ribbon is a special award for all those dads out there that have given up on teaching the basics. Maybe there's nothing wrong with letting Netflix and video games raise the kids... right? Bad dad jokes could be a very good reason to receive the Second Place Dad Ribbon!
Seriously... if you dad can dish out jokes, make sure he can take one!
Plus, to ease the sting of the joke, the ribbon is designed to be shiny, pretty and cute. Give someone a gentle ribbing with the Second Place Dad Ribbon. Bonus if there is an accompanying ceremony with a large crowd!
Card is gold-foiled. Ribbon made of gold stamped satin. Measures 7.5 inches long x 2 inches wide.
