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Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖
Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go, and peacefully (or maybe not so peacefully) surrendering your final fuck.
- Serenity Last Fuck Greeting Card
- Front: "SERENITY That feeling that floods over you when you've finally given your last fuck.”
- Inside: Blank.
- Handmade in the USA by a women-owned small business!
A thoughtful card for those who gave it their all and then some, but finally chose their peace of mind, over fighting an impossible battle.
Designed by Rain, of Cheeky Kumquat based out of Snoqualmie, Washington. A2 folded card measures 5.5 x 4.25 inches, professionally printed on high-quality 130lb card stock,, Includes a brown 100% recycled envelope. Packaged in a clear protective sleeve. Our refreshingly unique, Serenity Last Fuck Sympathy Greeting Card is proudly made in the United States of America.