Shakespearean Profanities Cards
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These insults are lit!
Literary buffs will thoroughly enjoy the barbed tongue insults highlighted in our Shakespearean Profanities Cards! They're literally hilarious. The Bard did not simply cuss. No, no, no. That would be too basic. Arguably the greatest poet of all time, Shakespeare's witty and colorful insults have stood the test of time.
Featuring 100 William Shakespeare insults, complete with a burn rating, each card also cites the source of the profanity listed on the card, This makes these cards insulting, hilarious, and educational! Just check out some of these sick burns:
- He has not so much brain as ear-wax
- More of your conversation would infect my brain
- Thou hateful wither'd hag
- Thou lump of foul deformity
- Thou bitch-wolf's son
A fun gift for those who find modern day insults are just not adequate enough. These 100 cards will expand your vocabulary and teach you some of the best insults from Shakespearean times.
Includes 100 cards with old school insults. Comes in a teal and pink paper box. Measures approximately 5.9 inches long x 3.5 inches wide x 1.4 inches deep. We swear, our Shakespearean Profanities Cards will get some laughs!