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Sh*t Show Color Pencil Set

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Original price $11.99 - Original price $11.99
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$11.99 - $11.99
Current price $11.99

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Add some color to this dumpster fire

Our real-world Shit Show Colored Pencils turn the current grey world into a colorful shit show that makes it at least somewhat pleasant to view. Plus, who doesn't love colored pencils? Each set comes with 8 pre-sharpened pencils that are so fun to share!

This pack of colored pencils hilariously features:

  • Brownie Stash Green
  • Drug Test Fear Yellow
  • Overzealous Spray Tan Orange
  • Lipstick Smears Red
  • Wine Teeth Purple
  • Send Nudes Pink
  • Empty Bottle Blues
  • Bad Tattoo Black
  • 8-pack of color pencils
  • Welcome to the shit show
  • Witty and fun pencils to use and hand out
  • Made in USA

Our Shit Show Colored Pencils are 8 brightly colored pre-sharpened pencils packed into a sturdy slide-out box and made in the USA.

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