Sh*t Show Color Pencil Set
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Add some color to this dumpster fire
Our real-world Shit Show Colored Pencils turn the current grey world into a colorful shit show that makes it at least somewhat pleasant to view. Plus, who doesn't love colored pencils? Each set comes with 8 pre-sharpened pencils that are so fun to share!
This pack of colored pencils hilariously features:
- Brownie Stash Green
- Drug Test Fear Yellow
- Overzealous Spray Tan Orange
- Lipstick Smears Red
- Wine Teeth Purple
- Send Nudes Pink
- Empty Bottle Blues
- Bad Tattoo Black
- 8-pack of color pencils
- Welcome to the shit show
- Witty and fun pencils to use and hand out
- Made in USA
Our Shit Show Colored Pencils are 8 brightly colored pre-sharpened pencils packed into a sturdy slide-out box and made in the USA.
