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Shut The Front Door Greeting Card

Availability:
in stock, ready to ship
Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
Original price
$4.99
$4.99 - $4.99
Current price $4.99

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Free Shipping + Transit Times

Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

60 Day Returns - Love it or return it!

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up!

Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo.

  • Made in the USA
  • Measures 4.5 X 6 inches
  • Kraft envelope
  • Blank inside

Our Shut The Front Door Greeting Card slammed itself out of St Louis, Missouri and right into our shop by a bunch of funny and creative people.